Troll 2 is Bringing Sexy Back!

If you have never had the pleasure of witnessing the incredible wretchedness that is 'Troll 2', you are truly missing out. 'Troll 2' is undoubtedly one of the worst films ever made. It goes beyond the deepest depths of anything you could possibly imagine. This film is so terrible that it has become infamous and legendary amongst connoisseurs of the worst life has to offer- it's Cult is increasing with momentum and magnitude. If you don't believe me, visit the official 'Troll 2- Best Worst Movie FanSite'. But before you even think about going there, please revel in the awesomeness of the video below- this should give you an indication of exactly how terrible this film is...



'Troll 2' has quite a cinematic pedigree. It was directed by EuroTrash legend Claudio Fragasso under a pseudonym (this film turned out so bad that the man responsible for such immortal films as: 'Rats- Nights of Terror', 'Hell of The Living Dead', 'Monster Dog', and 'Women's Prison Massacre', wanted his name removed from the credits). The cosutme design (have you seen these 'Trolls'?)


was undertaken by none other than EuroTrash Sex Goddess, Laura Gemser- yes, that Laura, the infamous Emanuelle from the incredible sleaze epic 'Emanuelle In America' (notorious for real horse masturbation and some of the most realistic snuff scenes ever filmed), and the equally as lovely 'Black Emmanuelle' series...


I could go on for literally hours as to the seemingly infinite number of reasons why this is one of the most atrocious films ever committed to celluloid. Usually when a film has '2' after the title, that means it is a sequel. However in this case, 'Troll 2' has absolutely NOTHING to do with 'Troll'. In fact, this film has nothing to do with Trolls. I will not even attempt to go into plot- that is a mysterious and life altering endeavor that you will need to undertake for yourself. I will however tell you that this film has something to do with Goblins and the mysterious town of Nilbog...

Instead of rambling on, I believe a few delicious slices of video love will show you more than I ever could with mere words...